⚠️ CEILING CRIME SCENE — DO NOT IGNORE ⚠️
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CEILINGPOLICE

Ceiling Protection Agency

Have you seen their ceilings? Report them.

Protecting the public from ceiling neglect since 2025

💰 $100+ REWARD PER REPORT

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How It Works

See something. Film something. Get paid.

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Spot the Crime

You're at a restaurant, gym, store — anywhere. You look up. It's bad. Real bad. Dust bunnies the size of your fist. Cobwebs from 2019. Film it.

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Report It

Send us the video with the business name and location. Text it, email it, or submit it through our form. Takes 30 seconds.

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Get Paid

If we land the cleaning contract, you get $100+ straight to your pocket. The dirtier the ceiling, the bigger the job, the bigger your reward.

They Looked Up & Got Paid

Real people. Real ceilings. Real money. Hit play.

$100
✅ VERIFIED

"I'm at the grocery store every week — finally looked up and the vents were disgusting. One photo, $100. My husband didn't believe me."

Maria S. · Bakersfield, CA
$300
✅ VERIFIED

"I cook 10 hours a day — the grease on our kitchen ceiling was insane. Reported my own restaurant. Owner thanked me. Got $300."

Carlos M. · Los Angeles, CA
$200
✅ VERIFIED

"We were on a date and my girl pointed at the ceiling like 'that's nasty.' I filmed it, we split the $200. Best date ever."

Jordan & Bri · Phoenix, AZ
$500
✅ VERIFIED

"I'm doing bench press, looking straight up — dust bunnies the size of my fist on the rafters. Five hundred bucks for one set of photos."

Mike D. · Las Vegas, NV
$100
✅ VERIFIED

"Studying at a coffee shop and the ceiling above me had actual cobwebs. Submitted it between classes. $100 paid for my textbooks."

Aisha W. · San Diego, CA
$150
✅ VERIFIED

"I do DoorDash — I'm in businesses all day. I've reported four ceilings this month. It's literally a side hustle now."

Andre V. · Riverside, CA

File a Report

Choose your weapon. All reports are anonymous unless you want credit.

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Text It In

Snap a video, text it with the business name and city. Quick and easy.

Text (714) 317-2618
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Email It

Send your evidence to headquarters. Attach photos or video of the crime scene.

reports@ceilingpolice.com
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Fill Out a Report

Official incident report form. Upload your evidence and we'll take it from here.

File a Report

📋 Official Incident Report

📸 Have photos/video? Text them to (714) 317-2618 or email reports@ceilingpolice.com

📁 The Evidence Room

What happens when the Ceiling Police show up. Case closed.

Restaurant ceiling tiles and diffuser before and after

🍽️ Restaurant Ceiling — Mold, grime & years of grease → Like new

Stained ceiling tiles before and after

🏢 Ceiling Tiles — Years of stains & neglect → Pristine white

Blower motor before and after

⚙️ Blower Motor — Thick dust & debris → Restored to factory

Warehouse trusses and duct before and after

🏗️ Trusses & Ductwork — Grimy warehouse ceiling → Cleaned top to bottom

Ductwork before and after

❄️ HVAC Ductwork — Filthy above the sales floor → Spotless

Light fixture before and after

💡 Light Fixture — Dust-coated in the grocery aisle → Gleaming clean

Ceiling Crimes We Investigate

If you see any of the following — it's time to report.

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Cobweb Colonies

Spiders have built entire civilizations up there. Unacceptable.

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Dust Blankets

Thick layers of dust on vents, ducts, and light fixtures. You're breathing that in.

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Stained Ceiling Tiles

Brown spots, water damage, sagging tiles. A cry for help from above.

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Mold & Mystery Growth

If something's growing on the ceiling, that's not decor. That's a health hazard.

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Filthy Vents & Diffusers

Black grime around every vent. The AC is just recirculating the crime scene.

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General Neglect

If it looks like nobody's looked up in 5 years — that's a felony in our book.

See Something.
Film Something.
Get Paid.

Join the movement. Hold businesses accountable. Make your city cleaner — one ceiling at a time.

#CeilingPolice

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